The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!