The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to die

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!