- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to die at will

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to swim on land.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to misspell

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power to look at Sun.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!