The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to die at will

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!