- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to fap without satisfaction

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

Pointless Super Powers