The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to get sick

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!