The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!