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the power to have a pointless superpower
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the power to fart in 7 different colors
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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The power to run as fast as a snail.
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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.
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the power to dislike this power
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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website
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The power to cry sulfuric acid.
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The power to die
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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.
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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.
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The power to have a power thats a power
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The power to be oppressed by everything
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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.
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The power to be born again
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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.
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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!