The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to control nothing

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to animate condiments

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!