The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!