The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power of love

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The power to pee any color

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The power of learning

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!