The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!