- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to die at will

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to turn into a magikarp

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The ability to be heard in space

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

Pointless Super Powers