- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to look TV

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to poo.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

Feeling people's depression.

Pointless Super Powers