- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power of love

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

Pointless Super Powers