Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to be french.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!