- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to die at will

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The power to be fireproof under water

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to die at will.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

the power to enter a coma.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power of gentle breeze

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to get drunk you are needed

Pointless Super Powers