- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

the power to see the things that are happening right

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power of 12% levetation

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to go forward in time at will.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to die at will.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Pointless Super Powers