The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to control nothing

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!