The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!