The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to speak only one language

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the ability to levitate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!