- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to turn wine into water...

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to die at will.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

the power die if you think.

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to die at will

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to walk on land.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Pointless Super Powers