the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to do nothing

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!