The power to shit for 5 days

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to have a V8

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!