- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to be alone

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to do nothing

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to go to hell.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

teleport to the place where you stand

Pointless Super Powers