The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the ability to blow yourself

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power of love

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!