The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!