The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power of love

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!