- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to be a rock

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to elect George W Bush.

Pointless Super Powers