- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to have a pointless power.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

Pointless Super Powers