the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power of bad luck

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!