The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power of being pointless

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!