The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!