Liam Brudenell

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to create another human

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!