the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Liam Brudenell

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to jump face first

The power to create another human

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!