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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it
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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second
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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.
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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak
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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.
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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.
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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.
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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp
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Liam Brudenell
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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial
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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks
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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).
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The power to jump face first
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The power to create another human
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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....
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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.
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The powers to blink at the speed of light
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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!
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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.
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The power.
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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!