The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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to zap people but only yourself

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power of being pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!