you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to see through glass

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!