The power to only see glass.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to die

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the power to fly in space

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!