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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...
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The power to do nothing with your life.
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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe
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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.
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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.
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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes
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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.
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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"
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the power of mind controlling...yourself
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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the power to cook sandwiches when married
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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder
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the power to turn into a tree
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the power to write on cellophane
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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.
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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.
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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...
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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.
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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.
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the power to like justin beiber
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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.
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The power to do everything that you can do.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!