The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to turn into a magikarp

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to die at will.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to have no power.

The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

the power to create a meme

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!