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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them
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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.
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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.
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The power to go hibernate at winter.
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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.
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the power to open doors that are unlocked
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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention
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Th power to be telepathetic
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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.
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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.
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the power to change invisable when you blink
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The power to not care.
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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.
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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february
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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.
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To have the ability to piss off the police
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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings
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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.
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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.
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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.
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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!