The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!