- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to write a country song

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to not do it.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Pointless Super Powers