The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!