- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to be blind

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the ability to die on command

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

Pointless Super Powers