The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to be alone

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power die if you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!