- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to see through windows

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to jizz money

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

the power to jump like a black guy.

Nope. Just nope.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Pointless Super Powers