The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to see forever

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The power to die

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to not care.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!