power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to wish you had a power

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!