- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

the power to hovertate

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to shrink boobs

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to read this.

power to have no power at all

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers