- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to glow while under the sun

the power of the succulent game

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to be born again

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to swim on land.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

Pointless Super Powers