- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

Having the power to stand still

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to see the past.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to dream about being asleep.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to teleport small dogs

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

Pointless Super Powers