The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to smell whore

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to be alone

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Justin Bieber

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to die

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!