The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to hovertate

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Having the power of a normal human

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to do nothing

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to smell whore

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to be alone

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!