The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to die on command.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The ability to be poor for life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!