Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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to make your bowel work backwards

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!