- Pointless Super Powers

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

-30

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power to see in black and white at will.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to fap without satisfaction