- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

the power to morph into yourself

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power of the succulent game

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

Delayed Reaction Man

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Pointless Super Powers