- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not slip on banana peels

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power... to move you.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

Pointless Super Powers