- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to jizz money

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

Nope. Just nope.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to swim on land.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to turn water into wine.

Pointless Super Powers