- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to fall in love reptiles

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

Pointless Super Powers