the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to be born again

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!