The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!