The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to walk on land.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to see forever

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The power to die

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to not care.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!