The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to run Crysis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!