The power to die

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to dream about being asleep.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to teleport small dogs

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to quote memes randomly

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the power of fart helium

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!