The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to fart rainbows

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to die

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!