- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of learning

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Liam Brudenell

The power to ejaculate

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Pointless Super Powers