The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to become helpless at will.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be dead

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to die

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!