The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to cook sandwiches when married

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

the power to write on cellophane

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

the power to like justin beiber

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to waste money

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!