The power to walk through air.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!