teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Black power

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to die

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!