- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to pee any color

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Vanilla scented blood

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to poo without wiping.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Pointless Super Powers