- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power to wear crocs.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Pointless Super Powers