The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!