the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!