The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power of exploding when you think.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to walk on land.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to write on cellophane

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!