The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!