- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to not care.

the power to change invisable when you blink

The power to not be funny

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

being black

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to have no power.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

Pointless Super Powers