to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to become demented

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to misspell

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!