- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to pee any color

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Vanilla scented blood

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers