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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will
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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken
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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.
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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"
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The power of having the highest rated comment
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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the power to do blink every 20 years
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the power to sleep through a prison rape
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.
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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!
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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes
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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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The power to not have any power at all
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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily
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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.
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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever
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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!