The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The Power to Power

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!