The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!