The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power of the succulent game

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to become translucent

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yo mama

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!