- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to fap without satisfaction

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to see in black and white at will.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

Pointless Super Powers