The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to eat when your hungry

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to die on command.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

the ability to walk through your clothes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!