The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!