- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to imagine a new colour

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

Pointless Super Powers