The power of christ ;)

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to have a power thats a power

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to be dead

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

The power to die

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

the power to have an idea..

the power to do blink every 20 years

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to pee while standing up

The power to sleep for one thousand years

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!