the power of the succulent game

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to die at will

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!