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The power to die on the spot and not revive
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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.
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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The Power to Breath When Ur dead
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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!
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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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The power to fall without screaming.
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the power to turn into a cheerio at will
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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.
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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color
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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.
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The power to speak only one language
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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau
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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects
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the power to turn wine into water.
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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.
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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button
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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.
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The ability to discharge a battery - JW
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Nothing to see here, keep moving...
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The power to cum out of your finger tips
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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it
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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!