- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to be born again

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

A book on how to solve a paradix

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Pointless Super Powers