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To be able to generate cancer at will
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The power to die,but only if your alive!
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The power to break bones at will.
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the power to control nothing
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The ability to go forward in time at will.
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.
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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.
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The power to swim on land.
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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind
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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.
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The ability to control dairy products
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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on
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The power to control the weather, but only in space
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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The power to shoot glue from your penis
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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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You can have anything you don't want at any time.
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.
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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!