The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to pee any color

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!