The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to do nothing

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to control nothing

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!