- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose all your limbs

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the power to fly, but only when you poop

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the ability to levitate

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to walk on land.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to enter a coma.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Pointless Super Powers