- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

Pointless Super Powers