The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to be alone

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to get sick

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to get arrested

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!