The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to control dairy products

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!