The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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swear words -jesse

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!