The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to die at will.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to create a meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!