- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk through air.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

anything Aquaman does

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to smell water.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to get arrested

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

Pointless Super Powers