The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power to become translucent

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to eat with your butt

The power to like any show

That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to get sick

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to sharpen a pen

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power of becoming an apple tree

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!