The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to like this post

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to pee any color

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!