The power to see forever

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to be a woman

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!