The power to see forever

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!