- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power of women's rights.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to kill yourself.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

Pointless Super Powers